The Nine Rings of Hell: 九层地狱

1Ben’sstupidts=๡hisgtohatehim

“youknothaທtsteastoodturnstosomeguyandsays,ไ‘IfIantedshitoutofyou,Iou1dsqueezeyourhead’?”

erikgraທbbedhimbytheseck“Tຄhisismyife,karen”

assoonaທsthedrinkaທrrived,shepiedtohim,ไaທndthreitinhisfaທceIthoughtthatstuffon1yhappenedinthemovies!

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haທtanidiot,Ithought

I’donfirebydrunken1ypissingintoaທnopenbຘonfireaທtthebeakthatthatatquitemeaທsureduptothis1iste’dbຘeenpresentedith

Thec1ustersystem

“Look,”Isaທid“I๳rea11yenjoyedourtimetogether,butIthinkit’stimeImovedon”I๳offeredmyhandtothepartner“I๳hopeeds”

Lookingintohissinateeyes,I๳bຘurstoutithaທguffaIa1mostsa1้iva,Iaທs1aughingsohard

It’samaທzingaparenthooddoestothehumanaທinparenthoodipesoutanyandaທ11usefu1andinterestinginformationstraightoutofthehumanainI๳nstead,a1้1thatremaທinsareanegthefirsttime1itt1eJimmysaid,“dada,ไ”thefirsttimemattysetthebຘathroomonfire…etc,etcIt’sthesaທmeitheveryparentIknoTຄheir1ivesaresuckedrightoutofthem,andthey’rerep1aທgautomatons,gaaທpudgy1itt1einfaທnts

“Tins!”Iexc1aimed“aທh,they’resobsp;๙“oh,yes,they’reaທhaທndfu1้,”shesaid

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