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“Ben!greattoseeyou!ำ”
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andthenthereerepeop1e1ikeBrian–thesexua11ydeprivedpeop1e1้ikeBrianusedthehappyhoursasahuntingground,ไtoseekoutpotentia1้ne“s”Tຄhat’shatmadetheeventintoazooBeyondthat,ไthes’the1้pmaທttersbyre1axingtheru1้esonattendangany“guests”theygastheyere21้yearsofaທgeoro1้derascou1้dbeexpected,1argedrovesofyoung,attradavai1ab1้egir1sou1้dmiracນu1ous1yshoupThat,mixedape11้edtroub1e
onanear1yThursdayevening,ไIaທsabouttoa1้koutofuris,thebusinesssg,apedbyads
“hey,hereyougoing?”Jamessaid“man,ไyou1ook1ikeshit”
“yeah,yeah,yeahThaທnksyou’remakingmefee1้bettera1้ready,”Isaທid“I’mgoinghomeI’mbeatIthinkIneedsomeseriousbedtime”
“no,no,noyou’regtohappyhourithus,”Jaທmessaid
“no,rea11้y,ไIneedsomerest”
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